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Recent works from Tyler Stoddard Smith:

McSweeney’s

WELCOME TO THE LIBRARY!

JEAN-PAUL SARTRE, 911 OPERATOR

THE WRESTLER: A CINEMATIC ANALYSIS IN A 1989 VOLVO STATION WAGON 240 DL

GIANTS OF POETRY

RILKE’S LETTERS TO A YOUNG PLUMBER

I SEE NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO RESIGN AS EMILY DICKINSON’S RAP-BATTLE COACH

UNREMARKABLE THINGS BENT BY URI GELLER

THE BARD HEARS BACK

Motherboard

SEVEN MINUTES OF ROVER

SPACE ODDITY: MY WEIRD YEAR WITH NASA

UTNE Reader

THE KARMA BUM

The Texas Observer

DOWNSIZE MY EDUCATION

SLEUTH IN ADVERTISING

THE GUILTY PROJECT

CLUB ALAMO

COYOTE UGLY

HIGH MARX IN READING

Esquire

ONLY HEMINGWAY CAN DO HEMINGWAY

The Morning News

INFERNO

CANTOS INTERNACIONALES (TRAVELS W/ NATHAN)

THE KARMA BUM

WE THREE KINGS OF HGH ARE

THE CONSTANT GARDENER

MELANCHOLY WHORES…

Tin House

SCANDALOUS NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS…

Yankee Pot Roast

BEN BERNANKE’S GOTTA FEELING

NOT-SO-FAMOUS LAST WORDS

THE FUTURE OF PUBLIC ACCESS TV…

THE TOYOTA TIRADES

DANCING WITH THE LONE STAR

EARLY WORKING TITLES/VAGINA MONOLOGUES

THE STATUS (UP)DATE (with Greg Boose)

BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO

DIRTY DEEDS DONE NOT SO CHEAP (with Greg Boose)

RETHINKING KOSHER WINES (with Matt Terl)

THE SEVEN HABITS OF HIGHLY EFFECTIVE PEOPLE I KNOW

GET QUIT!

SPANISH WORDS I LEARNED OVER SPRING BREAK

ULTIMATE POWER ANTHEMS OF THE AGNOSTIC

WE LOVE TO FETISH AND IT SHOWS

SOME TIPS ON IDENTIFYING INDIGENOUS NUDITY

SPRING SEMESTER COURSE DESCRIPTIONS…

LED ZEPPLIN’S ESSENTIAL READING LIST

MY ATTEMPTS AT GENRE FICTION

A CHRISTMAS PANEGYRIC

SECRET SANTA AT THE SHARPER IMAGE

BLUE OYSTER CULT’S DISCARDED BAND NAMES

THE FIVE OTHER PEOPLE YOU MEET IN HEAVEN

WHEN I AM KING REALITY TV WILL HAVE SOME BACKBONE

TIMM ANGEL: CLEANFREAK

THE SHELDON PRISON EXPERIMENT

Monkeybicycle

A POST-MORTEM ON OUR ART HEIST

YOU DON’T SUPPORT ME IN MY WRITING

A HOLIDAY GREETING FROM THE BUKOWSKIS

I TRY TO MAKE SCENTS OF IT ALL

The Big Jewel

THE CAVEMAN DIARIES

THE CHILD WHISPERERS

A LA RECHERCHE DU TEXAS TEMPS PERDU

ANTICIPATED REVIEWS OF MY UNFINISHED NOVELS

YOU’RE A COYOTE!

BRAHM’S OTHER LULLABIES

SHAKIRA, YOUR HIPS ARE FULL OF CRAP

JOHN THE APOSTLE HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO

MY NAME IS JABBA AND I’M AN ALCOHOLIC

NOTES FROM EL CADETE

MY SKATEBOARDING MOVES HAVE EVOLVED

Austin Post

BEWARE THE MONSTERS OF AUSTIN

A DEVIANT TOUR OF ROBERT PLANT’S AUSTIN

THE AUSTIN NAME GAME

SXSW PUNK BAND OR PORNO?

DO HIPSTERS DREAM OF SOLAR CHICKENS?

Johnny America

AND WHO EXACTLY ARE THE FREAKS, WHODINI?

A SORCERY SWAN SONG

STANDARD DEVIATION

Pindeldyboz

PERHAPS YOU MISUNDERSTOOD THE RULES OF OUR DUEL

EDGAR ALLEN POE STRUGGLES WITH EARLY DRAFTS

A TROOP [SIC] OF BABOONS

Identity Theory

FIVE ALTERNATIVES TO THROWING YOUR PENIS AT THE POLICE

A BEAT IN THE HOUSE

AS I LAY WIRED

Word Riot

A MILLION LITTLE PISCES

TWO POEMS

Ghoti

THE NEW LITERACY

HOW I GOT ANNA KARENINA IN BED

CALL WAITING AND THE FOUR MINUTE MILE

HOW TO WRITE, OR NOT

42 Opus

ENFANT TERRIBLE

Barrelhouse

…TUESDAYS DO NOT A FULL WEEK MAKE

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